THE SUBSTANCE T-shirt Pre-order

"YOU. ARE. ONE."

We're back after a lengthy hiatus to pay homage to what is arguably the best movie of the year. Remember: Respect the balance - buy a second shirt for the younger hotter you so you don't have to share!

Elisabeth Sparkle, renowned for an aerobics show, faces a devastating blow on her 50th birthday as her boss fires her. Amid her distress, a laboratory offers her a substance which promises to transform her into an enhanced version of herself.

*THIS IS A PRE-ORDER*
This shirt will ship LATE OCTOBER / EARLY NOVEMBER